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April 25th, Joe
Biden threw his hat in the ring and became the 20th democratic
candidate for president.
HERE ARE BIDEN’S THOUGHTS
SEVERAL MONTHS AGO:
OK, that’s it, I am going
to run for president again but I believe it will be best if I just let the
anticipation and will-he/won’t-he debate raise expectations for a few months. I’ll let all the newbies jump in early and
get a sense of what they are promising. Sometime
next April seems to be about the right time to declare.
But rather than waste
time, I might as well work on the first draft of my coming-out speech. And since I was this country’s number two guy
for eight years, there has to be a lot I can talk about.
I COULD BEGIN WITH THE
ECONOMY:
As I recall, we struggled
the whole eight years to get to a 2% GDP growth. But our economists were telling us 2% was the
“new normal” and we had a campaign going to convince the American people of
this. It seemed to be working.
Manufacturing kept
departing overseas but there didn’t seem to be any way to stop it. We were
definitely moving towards a service economy.
What can I say good about that? Hmmm.
The economic stability of
the middle class kept slipping downward but we were doing the best we
could.
The millions on food
stamps set new highs every year but maybe I shouldn’t bring that up.
The problem as I see it right
now is this: unemployment is at all-time lows, wages are up, the GDP is over 3%
growth, hundreds of thousands of new jobs are created every month, our “identity
voting groups”, like women, black Americans, and Hispanics now have jobs, are
making good money and coming off food stamps by the millions.
On second thought I don’t
believe the folks out there really understand economics anyway so maybe I won’t
bring that up on day one. (however, I do
need to make a note to myself to figure out how in the hell Trump did a total
economic turnaround in his first year and maybe I can find a way for Barack and
me to take credit for it.
FOREIGN AFFAIRS AND FOREIGN
POLICY:
OK, here is familiar
territory since before being VP I was chairman of the Senate Foreign Affairs
committee.
In retrospect, Barack’s
10-speech “apology tour” right out of the starting blocks may have set us back
a little as all our allies and enemies were saying, “what is that all about; is
the US with us or not?”
Our focus was on the
Middle East. We told everyone exactly
when we were going to pull out of Iraq and by golly we did it. I thought of it as our “cut and run” policy. Kind of a catchy phrase but maybe not quite
right for the coming out speech. How
could we possible have known that it would become the “GO” signal for ISIS?
Barack sent me to Iraq to
put together a Status of Forces Agreement. What a waste of time; I just sort of blew that
one off. Just because a Status of Forces
Agreement has been the center piece for decades in our very successful
relations with Germany, Japan and South Korea, that is no reason the think we
needed one in Iraq. Or is it?
Barack and I were sure he
hit just the right tone when he called ISIS, “The JV squad”. How were we expected to know ISIS would grow,
carve out a country, establish a government, collect taxes, sell oil to finance
expansion into 40 countries and terrorize the world?
We knew China was a key
element in our foreign policy but were caught up a little short when Barack
went to China and they would not provide steps to get off Air Force One. Well, any way he crawled out the back end,
had his meeting with (what’s his name) the Chinese leader and lectured him
about humanitarian rights.
The “red line” ultimatum
we made over Assad’s use of chemical weapons against thousands of his own
people, seemed really Presidential and a good idea. I still don’t understand why all our allies
made such a big deal out of the fact that Assad did it again and we did
nothing. What were we supposed to do,
nuc em?
As I recall we had a
pretty cool relationship with the Saudi King; not sure how all that came about.
Our real focus was to cozy
up with Iran at any cost, literally.
There was the $400 million in cash on pallets aboard what was to have
been a secret middle-of-the-night unmarked airplane arrival. I thought we had
that one nailed tight. If we hadn’t been caught the four American prisoners
released the next day would have looked like the result of great White House
diplomacy. Oh well what’s done is
done.
Then someone leaked that
Barack and I fixed up a deal for a $1.7 billion cash payment to Iran in a
settlement of a decades-old arbitration claim.
Congress was a little upset because they had not been consulted but they
got over it and the press didn’t hammer us too bad. A bunch of republicans were complaining that
we should not be giving billions in cash to the world’s number one
state-sponsor of terrorism but we had to do something to keep them negotiating our
nuclear agreement, even if there would eventually be American blood on that
cash.
Ultimately, we got the
Iran agreement and a lot of good press with it.
But it didn’t seem to Barack and me that we could risk sending it to
Congress for ratification because the loop holes may actually allow Iran to
build a nuc in 12 years. But 12 years is
a long way away. Maybe I should just
avoid that one; after all most people just don’t understand how to conduct
foreign affairs.
I believe the hands-off
approach with North Korea was all we could do.
How were Barack and I to know that after they nearly completed their
nuclear and long-range missile testing, the NK foreign minister would stand
before the United Nations Assembly and say, “a North Korean strike against a
major US city is inevitable”.
Barack made a speech once
about NATO nations not living up to their signed agreement to budget 2% of
their GDP for defense while the US paid most of NATO funding. It was a good speech, what else could we do?
Looking back, maybe I will
save my foreign affairs accomplishment for later in the campaign. Maybe I will get lucky and it won’t even come
up.
IMMIGRATION:
Open borders seemed like a
good policy or at the very least catch-and-release. Immigration has been at the heart of America
since our founding. What’s different
today? Maybe some drugs, gang members,
fugitives, terrorists, sex slaves and cartel backing today but still it’s the
American way. I think.
I’m sure this will be an
issue but maybe I shouldn’t lead with it.
TRADE AGREEMENTS:
All the big ones, China, Europe, NAFTA, seemed
to be moving along with no complaints from our trading partners. I could see no reason for Barack and me to
put that on the front burner. There was
the half-trillion-dollar annual trade deficit for the US but we didn’t seem to
have any trouble borrowing the money to pay for it.
But, there again, maybe I
should not be the one to bring it up. I’ll let one of the newbie candidates
open that can of worms.
OUR SCANDAL-FREE ADMINISTRATION
FOR EIGHT YEARS:
This may be my opener; we
made sure the Executive Branch was squeaky clean and absolutely transparent.
Most folks have forgotten that
in 2013 the IRS revealed that it had selected over 400 conservative political
groups for intensive scrutiny based on their names and political themes. Anyway, I recall Barack issuing a statement
that the IRS shouldn’t do that. Let
sleeping dogs lie.
The Justice Department program
to give guns to the cartels seemed like a good idea. It still might have worked if one of the guns
had not been used to kill one of our agents.
Anyway, no one was supposed to know about the program.
Also, I wish our Attorney
General, Loretta Lynch, would have been a little more discrete when she met
with Bill Clinton on the tarmac in Arizona at what was to have been a secret
meeting. The problem was that Bill and
Hillary were, at the time, subjects in an FBI investigation. Somehow not all Americans believed they just,
“talked about our grandchildren.” The
mainstream media pretty much gave us a pass on that one also so not a big
deal.
The one that really galled
me was on 5 July, 2016 when FBI Director, Comey, addressed the nation on the
year-long investigation concerning Hillary’s unsecured server. He spent about ten minutes telling us in
great detail how many times she violated the US Code and published some of our
highest classified information in the clear. Then he concluded she was not
guilty. Comey’s presentation was just
too messy, unprofessional, and ill-timed because it was exactly when Barack was
making speeches telling Americans “Hillary Clinton is the best qualified
candidate for president in history.”
That damned Comey, if he
would have nailed Hillary like he should have, she would have been forced to
quit her campaign, I would have swept into the Democratic Convention and been
nominated. I would be president today
with Elizabeth Warren VP and wouldn’t have to go through all this again. Barack should have fired Comey that very
afternoon for stupidity if nothing else.
Also, I’m thinking this
campaign isn’t going to be much fun because I can’t be seen hugging all the
pretty girls. In this “me to”
environment someone is likely to call me on it.
That reminds me, I better
think through that whole Clinton/Trump campaign thing in case the Mueller
investigation doesn’t turn out the way we expect it to. We certainly don’t want anyone looking too
closely at why Trump got investigated. But,
not to worry, Mueller will come through for us.
Maybe we were not completely
scandal free. I have a few months to
think about it. Also makes me wonder what Barack is actually going to put in
his library.
MILITARY READINESS:
It is always a positive to
say good things about the military; greatest in the world, best trained
fighting men and women, etc. Good stuff.
I doubt that anyone will
go back and look at the military readiness at the end of our eight years. Is it a big deal that only three of the US Army’s
58 brigade combat teams were ready for combat? The Navy’s fleet was the smallest in nearly
100 years. Eighty percent of Marine
aviation units did not have the minimum number of aircraft they need for
training and basic operations. The air
force is the smallest and oldest it has ever been, each aircraft averaging 27
years old and less than half are prepared to conduct combat operations.
These statistics on the
military readiness were somewhat understandable after the fall of the Soviet
Union and the end of the cold war 30 years ago.
But for this to happen while engaged in a global war on terrorism may be
a hard sell. I would hate for some young
whipper snapper reporter to bring up those stats in the first few days. I’ll just plan to make some military remarks
later on.
Another thing to think
through is my age. It is a fact that I
will be a few decades older than most except Bernie during the initial part of
the campaign. I need some catchy
statement……let me think……maybe something like, I will not make age an issue in
this campaign. I am not going to
exploit, for political purposes, my opponents’ youth and inexperience. Sounds great, hmmm, and a little too
familiar. Maybe someone has already used
that. More work to do.
HEALTH CARE:
In almost every poll,
health care is always one of the top three concerns of the American
people. I thought Barack and I did a
good job of rolling out Obamacare with the hard sell that it would save the
average family $2500 a year, allow you to keep your current health plan and
keep you doctor. In retrospect some of
that may have been a little over-stated; well maybe a lot overstated. In fact, none of it actually happened and
health care costs for the average family skyrocketed, in some states increasing
100% a year.
But the good news on
health care is that the democrats have done a fabulous job of brainwashing the
American people into believing the high costs they are suffering through for
health care are the fault of the Republicans because they cannot come up with a
plan to fix Obamacare. The press will be
with us all the way so if we just keep hammering away blaming the republicans,
we should be OK. Health care may be my
lead-off topic.
FAST FORWARD TO THE FIRST
OF APRIL, 2019. BIDEN IS THINKING
THROUGH HIS CANDIDENCY LAUNCH VIDEO.
I spent a lot of time on
that first draft but somehow it seems to ring a little hollow. And after listening to the other nineteen democrat/liberal/progressive/socialist
candidates, it seems the trend is to do one of three things. One, go beyond far-left with a bunch of
outlandish, undefinable, unaffordable hair-brained new policies. Or two, just talk around the major issues
facing America today and, in effect, say nothing. Or three, join the crowd and just attack
Trump.
All that stuff in the
first draft can be left for later. The
objective is to defeat Trump then get on with what I really want to do as
President. Irrespective of the praise
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton heaped on Donald Trump a few years ago for his
decades of work helping minorities and the poor, the vocal left and the press
have millions of Americans believing trump is a racist. While I have no knowledge that it is true, we
can keep a full-court-press on the issue.
If enough people say it is true, more will believe it and racism will
take on a life of its own.
SO ON 25 APRIL, 2019 JOE
BIDEN SAID: “We are in a battle for the soul of this nation.”
He joined the hatemongers
of the democratic/liberal/progressive/socialist left because the bottom line is,
that is about all he has to work with.
JOE BIDEN’S THINKING THIS PAST
WEEKEND:
This next year is going to
be a real drag arguing with all those other strange-name want-a-be candidates
who are mostly clueless and don’t have a chance of getting the nomination.
SAYING TO HIMSELF: Just remember Joe, you don’t have to win every
primary. You just have to do enough to get
to the 2020 Democratic Convention. If my
age has become too much of an issue, I will tell the attendees that I am only
planning to serve four years. Also, I
will ask Michele Obama to be my Vice President and she can then run and take
over in 2024 for eight years. They will
go crazy. It will be a slam dunk.
JOE, REMINDER TO SELF: While
I’m thinking about the convention, I need to make a note to insure we have an
American flag on the stage this time. I
recall at the beginning of the 2016 convention The Daily Caller reported that,
“It doesn’t look like there are any American Flags. The stage is bland and grey, with no red,
white or blue present. A thorough look at the crowd present also turns up no
American flags”.
FINALLY, IN CLOSING:
MEMO TO JOE BIDEN
Date: 26 April, 2019
From: The American People
Subject: How to Not Win
Joe, four things you need
to lock into your brain and believe:
One, Americans are sick
and tired of the culture of hate the Left and Media have perpetrated on us and
continue to do so. Remember, those on
the Right, have no one to hate. The
Republicans are not a part of the hatemonger movement. If you take a deep breath, site back and be
intellectually honest with yourself you will begin to understand that. The best
way to, “win the battle for the soul of this nation” is to lead the
democrat/liberal/progressive/socialists away from the hate culture.
Two, if you believe you
can win an election by just hammering on the baseless theme that, “Trump is a
racist” you will be sorely disappointed. Your cohorts and the media are doing a good
job of pursuing a campaign to get millions saying, “Trump is a racist”, in the
hope that the remainder will sign up to that thesis because of the brainless
tactic, “If everyone is saying it, it must be true.”
Three, if you want to win
you have to acknowledge that we the people are better off today than we were in
2016; much better. Then you have to
convince us that you can build on that situation better than President Trump
can. Lots of luck with that. If you don’t, you fail again.
Four, “third time is a
charm” is just a senseless saying with no basis in fact.
Signed: WE THE PEOPLE
Marv Covault